
Well, Chase found another way to scare me. Tonight we took a trip to the ER.
Earlier this evening Chase was eating his dinner. He was eating chicken pasta and lima beans. While I was cleaning the kitchen I heard him say (very proudly), "Look Mamma". He had shoved a lima bean up his nose!
No, I am not making this up...this really did happen.
After several failed attempts of trying to dislodge the bean myself (tweezers, suction bulb, trying to het him to blow), I finally decided it was time to take Chase to the ER. He kept sticking his finger up his nose (shoving the bean even higher) crying "My nose, my nose". At this point the bean was so high up, I couldn't even see it anymore.
The doctor first had me hold close his open nostril and blow in Chase's mouth to mimic CPR in hopes that the lima bean would shoot out. A couple of tries of this process not working and Chase is beyond kicking and screaming at this point. It took me, the doctor and 2 nurses to hold him down.
The doctor then decided to put Chase in the pappoose (sp?)...the thing that looks like a child's straight jacket. Chase totally freaked out, but luckily the doctor got the bean out in about 10 seconds. With a few quick moves (and the right instruments) the doctor pulled out the bean and placed it on the table.
As I held Chase trying to calm him down, I stared down at that rather large lima bean thinking to myself that it could be the most expensive lima bean in the world. That thing gave me a heart attack, caused Chase a lot of pain and costs us a $500 ER visit.
And that's the story of the $500 lima bean!